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Porn Stars, Proms, And The Best Web Comment Of The Year Describes The US Congress Perfectly


On RAW Story, there’s an article and comments that supersede anything I’ve had the pleasure to laugh about ever since I began reading and breathing politics. Here’s a short excerpt of the Story – and the two comments I’ve included should make your day with a good dose of laughter, even though it’s at our own expense…

Student: School threatened to arrest porn star prom date

A high school in Oakdale, Minnesota has officially banned a student from bringing a porn star to his senior prom because it is “not in the best interest of students.”

Realizing that he was about to graduate without ever having been to a prom, Mike Stone, 18, set out to become a legend at his school by asking every triple-X actress he could find on Twitter to accompany him to the dance.

After sending hundreds of tweets, two porn stars, Megan Piper and Emy Reyes eventually said yes — if he could pay for their airfare.

“This prom date will not be allowed to attend the Tartan prom as her attendance would be prohibited under Tartan’s standard prom procedures and would be inconsistent with two school district policies,” District 622 superintendent Patty Phillips said in a statement.

The school’s policy is to allow visitors unless “the visit is not in the best interest of students, employees or the school district.”  MUCH MORE

From the readership at RAW Story, one comment and the subsequent reply made my day; I hope you enjoy it as much as I did:

gorebath

I wonder if this school would frown upon him bringing a member of our  congress as a date?  Our congress has acted like a dirty prostitute who would sell our rights to any lobbyist in exchange for “contributions”.  What’s the difference?

And here’s the Reply:

static66

The difference:

A. You can actually respect a porn star.
B. Porn Stars earn an honest living.
C. I can think of no one in congress I would pay to see naked.
D. If you were actually fscked by a porn star, it would feel good. Unlike the daily rutting we take from congress.

 

 

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